First offical entry

now here is a heads up. from time to time in these blogs i would go into what is commonly known as the family guy peter griffen flash back which is basically a flash back that will seem like it has nothing to do with the story being told and the reason for this is because given the fact that im not as reckless as i used to be i might have to dig into my past to get the stupid factor across to let you know why you should not attempt whatever is being disscussed. for as i said in the begining, i have made almost all the mistakes already, so you dont have to lol. anyway. on to our 1st entery.

now this example of things not to do is so stupid that i dont even know what to call it but i hope one of you reading could find sum adjectives to describe what you are about to read. now its been a long while since i have used what is to be described only as the V.I "wha dah fuck i seeing here" stare. the last time i used that stare i was at the height of my status as a local celebrity on tola. now at this time i was at a basketball game and i was chilling at the bar. but being the franchise my chilling at the bar had to be to the extreme of anybody else who had ranks or fame at the time. so my black as was chilling inside the bar with the bartender away from all the other patrons. mind yuh i wasnt even working there and i was inside the bar because my fame allowed me to get away with such stupidness. so anyways half time came and the bar got croweded and im just behind there kicking it or what ever. so now people want thier drinks and this one kid all the way from across the room tried to be slick and ended up playing himself. now the real bartender is out of his reach dealing with customers at the other end of the bar. this kid keeps calling me trying to get me to serve him a drink even thou he sees me just sitting idle doing nothing but talking to the bartender which is getting other people outside the bar very pissed off. anyway at this time i had already been featued in so many forms of media that my government name was basically public knowledge. so this kid thought he could get my attention after calling me franchise so many times with me igoring him by calling me by my real name and then it happend! the "wha tha fuck i seeing here" face. now this facial gesure is usually followed by what we people in the V.I. call a "toast" which is like Nino in new jack city canceling that bich with the champange (a toast) or you bun dem so bad with words or "wroth dem up" that they end up feeling like (bun up toast) black and crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. now in this case after the kid call me by my government i did the face and i looked left and i looked right to see if anybody heard what i just heard and obviously they did because most people became quite and he the kid took this time to try and proceed with his drink order. ahmmm yeah, yeah franchise, let me have ahh. now at his time in fashion thats like a fusion between the rock and t.i i was like " boss, boss man, you migh see me on the t.v but nigga you dont know me" this caused the whole bar to get in an up roar with everybody laffing. and this poor lil kid talking the walk of shame. now tola people tend to be a very vicious ppl when it comes to this kind of thing because even if someone happen to not be paying attention and miss the embarssment tola ppl will start chants in unison of "he shame, he shame" to let everyone know that someone got toast.

now meen kno how this applies to the story im about to tell. only that the fact lastnite was the 1st time in a long time i had want to toast sumbody. im at the club lastnite and i seen a chick i was hollerin at that meen see in a longtime. well i seen she when i was at miami and she made a big deal about it on how "oh i pass she stright and act like meen kno her and how oh after she see my attidude was like fuck she, she was goin be like fuck me too den" now the truth of the matter is. and everybody knows that when i have my shades on (which is all the time) i dont see people unless they make somekind of gesture towards me so i can acknowlege dem and even at this point i does still dont know who people is sumtimes smh. so anyways i seen shortie in the club with a mutual fren. the club was kind of dry with gyals looks wise and me franchise like to be seen in the clubs with the hottest things dem,which at this point shortie did qualify. so i made a joke with slim dogg saying i going have to owe he $20 cause it looks like i goin have to wifey this thing in the club lol. so afta ah while i went over to say hi to te mutual fren and i jus watch the other girl. she like "wha i watching she fa" im like "so you can make sure i see you this time" we both laffed and i went about my business. now we all know it aint in my nature to wifey no chick in the club and if that ever happen (like back at the glaxay skate rink in miami) the chick got to be super onnnnnnnn or sumthing going down. and this nite was no diffrent than any other nite casue even thou shortie was on. she was by no ways onnnnnnnn. i mean shortie cant dance or betta yet she cant wuk up cause she aint a real island gurl (we goin to get into that in future post) and on top of that her ass is flat. but here are sumthings that played a factor to why as was around she for all that time she or we "fren" claim is was sweatin her. 1. this is not her type of club so i didnt want her to feel like she aint know nobody other than our fren. 2. i wanted she to have a good time and dance because she was not dancing with anybody else atallllllll. when next thing you look she tun off and bad mouth we club buh she aint had a good time cause nobody dance with yuh! not on my watch. anyways and 3. it had a couple bouts of fights and wildness going down and i just wanted her to feel safe like well atleast a man she know around her in case of anything. 4. she was conviently placed in the club where i was spending much of my time. so that if ah song i like come on i would jus go take ah whine. & 5. i felt bad about miami so i say im goin to pay she some attention cause we all kno, a woman love ah peice of attention. but look where the fuck the ong fong come en now. i gone go take ah whine by shortie and she aint really moving which kind of does happen cause she really aint got no rhythem and she really dont know all the songs so i never really pay that no mind. we fren goin come and tell me in my ear while i still stroking the thing. "if meen feel like i wifing up the thing ah lil too much" i look at she like "wtf. no. you aint see all these things in here i blazing!" now everybody and dem momma know i on a no wifey in the club campain. i even got a chune i about to release that speaks against the whole matter. and my fren knows this and she going still hit me this dumb fuck. she goin be like "well she only relaying the message" im like "the message" and i look at shortie all this time still stroking it "well if thats how she feel, why she just aint tell me that she self" my fren goin buss me "cause she aint want to hurt your feelings" and thats when "the look" came in to play. i was like wah kinda dumb retarded fuck i hearing here. im like "Well den you and she obviously dont know me that well. and i proceed to leave them alone for the remainder of the night by themself texting on thier phones or on fassbook or what ever all 3 and 4 in the morning. as i proceed to blaze every chick in and around there radius. now my thing is this. i been partying well over a decade now and if its one thing i know is, if a girl dont want to dance she dont want to dance. aint no big thing. i dance with couple gurl that night self who didnt want to dance. but the diffrence is. they was woman enuff to let me know it. i get everything from the, saying i dont want to dance, to the walk away to the not moving atall to the lil back elbow and even down to the return of the "wha the fuck i seeing here" face at me. that lets me know well, this gurl dont want to dance. and i would be like cool. im franchise it got plenty of gurls in this club who would love to dance with me. its like how gucci mane does say it "on to the next one, girls is like buses, miss 1 15 minutes later, next one coming. but to have a gurl tell anothor fren of mine, that she dont want to dance with me nomore rather than doing it yourslef is down rite retarded and i fell like i should ah toast she rite deh on the spot where she stood with no parshall. but thats old me. im not that young & caribbean anymore. i just want to know what yall would do or how yall would handle the situation. but here are some more facts to add to your judgement. when this chick meet me the 1st time i was in my debonaire mode lookin all spiffy and clean cut and shit. and that night i was doing the running cause it had some onnnnnnnnn chicks in the club that 1st time and i just had to get my do. last nite i was in my franchise taliban i dont give ah fuck its a recession look and maybe that was a turn off. i dont know cause she we was dancing all after this fact. or may be its fact 2. the last song we danced to at which point she was actually trying to dance back was Vybz Kartel ft. Gaza Indu - Breed Me to which i was singing the franchise dub version of that song in her ear. maybe it disturbed her to what the lyrics actually ment. maybe she was scared of what she thought my interntions for her was because of the song. i dont know. but all i do know is. she went about it all wrong and stupid and for that meen think its worth even wasting my time talking to she ever again. cause anybody who knows me knows if its one thing i hate with a passion. is to waste time. cause i miss so many good wuk to good songs i like with gyals who could do dem damn thing on a dance floor that night just so i could make shortie comfortable. and if she didnt want to dance she should of just said so, so i could of spend my whine and my time with people who desevre it. so in closing. ladies of the world. dont be young and caribbean by showing the immtureity of going tru a 3rd party to let someone know how you feel when you can be a woman and let that person know directly in any which way you choose. take my word for it. they would respect you ah whole much more.

quote the franchise "never more"

The Rules of Soca Hotsauce

1st rule of soca hotsauce you must talk about soca hotsauce

2nd rule of soca hotsauce....... YOU MUST TALK ABOUT SOCA HOTSAUCE!

3rd rule. what happens in the party stays in the party

4th rule. improper grammer is proper grammer.

5th rule. you will read things here that are offensive & hurtfull to others. but u must accept the humor and the life lessons learned as a trade off in exchage for what hard feelings you might uphold.

6th rule. do not try this at home. god only looks after children and fools. I am way too grown and you my friend on the other hand might not be as lucky or as fortunate as I have been. life has a disclaimer and it doesn't apply to me

7th rule. there are no wifey in the in clubs. if yuh gurl getting jam up. jam ah next thing. ladies if yuh looking for love the only thing you will find is broken champange bottles & shattered dreams.

8th rule. When it comes to gyals and this is the final rule. If She dont care: we dont care. which means for example and this is an unoffical new rule in its self. If yuh gurl gettin jam up. Jam ah next thing. don't be hater or pussy watch man. and same thing for the ladies. if yuh man getting grind up, jus grind ah next thing. don't be a cock blocker

I've been patiently wating to blow, ladies & gentlemen. welcome to The Franchise show

well its finally here. after years of loafing on the press I have finally decided to write a blog to track my many spelunking adventures. at this point I would like to thank some of the many people who made this tremendous step possible. my co host josey wales for staying on top of my loafing ways and always show interest in my weekend spelunking. the amazing cassi fox for her insperation and setting the trend with her old blogs. slick flair for constantly reminding me that we that commerical outlets will never be a home for us and we will always somehow or another find a way to get band. all the media outlets & establishments that have banned me in the past and will band me in the future. alan smithee for beliving in me and using his power and infulence to cover up shady tracks. and most of all you! the ppl the I encounter that make this living soap oprah the young and caribbean possible. and with that being said. let the freak show begin (warning! names of people, places & events might be changed to protect the guility. but I promise you that everything you read on these pages are 100% true and 100% hotsauce)