I've been patiently wating to blow, ladies & gentlemen. welcome to The Franchise show

well its finally here. after years of loafing on the press I have finally decided to write a blog to track my many spelunking adventures. at this point I would like to thank some of the many people who made this tremendous step possible. my co host josey wales for staying on top of my loafing ways and always show interest in my weekend spelunking. the amazing cassi fox for her insperation and setting the trend with her old blogs. slick flair for constantly reminding me that we that commerical outlets will never be a home for us and we will always somehow or another find a way to get band. all the media outlets & establishments that have banned me in the past and will band me in the future. alan smithee for beliving in me and using his power and infulence to cover up shady tracks. and most of all you! the ppl the I encounter that make this living soap oprah the young and caribbean possible. and with that being said. let the freak show begin (warning! names of people, places & events might be changed to protect the guility. but I promise you that everything you read on these pages are 100% true and 100% hotsauce)