The Rules of Soca Hotsauce

1st rule of soca hotsauce you must talk about soca hotsauce

2nd rule of soca hotsauce....... YOU MUST TALK ABOUT SOCA HOTSAUCE!

3rd rule. what happens in the party stays in the party

4th rule. improper grammer is proper grammer.

5th rule. you will read things here that are offensive & hurtfull to others. but u must accept the humor and the life lessons learned as a trade off in exchage for what hard feelings you might uphold.

6th rule. do not try this at home. god only looks after children and fools. I am way too grown and you my friend on the other hand might not be as lucky or as fortunate as I have been. life has a disclaimer and it doesn't apply to me

7th rule. there are no wifey in the in clubs. if yuh gurl getting jam up. jam ah next thing. ladies if yuh looking for love the only thing you will find is broken champange bottles & shattered dreams.

8th rule. When it comes to gyals and this is the final rule. If She dont care: we dont care. which means for example and this is an unoffical new rule in its self. If yuh gurl gettin jam up. Jam ah next thing. don't be hater or pussy watch man. and same thing for the ladies. if yuh man getting grind up, jus grind ah next thing. don't be a cock blocker